For the environmentally aware with a dark sense of humor—keep your cup holders dry while making a statement.
Features the iconic George Carlin quote:
"The Planet Is Fine, The People Are F***ed"
Why you'll love it:
- Darkly humorous take on climate reality
- Highly absorbent soapstone keeps cup holders dry
- Perfect conversation starter
- Fits most vehicle cup holders
What's included:
Set of 2 absorbent soapstone coasters (2.6" × 2.6")
Product details:
- 100% natural soapstone material
- One-sided print with matte finish
- Easy to clean and maintain
- Removable "Made in China" sticker
Perfect gift for George Carlin fans, climate activists with a sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates brutally honest comedy!
This soapstone car coaster carries a bold, hand-drawn message: a globe embraced by outstretched arms, ringed by flames and the blunt line “The planet is fine. The people are f***ed.” It feels like a small, defiant talisman for daily drives — a reminder to stay awake to the climate crisis while reaching for your coffee. The matte, one-sided print keeps the artwork vivid without glare, and the coaster’s natural stone surface quietly soaks up condensation so your cup holder stays dry. Sized to slip into most vehicle drink holders, it’s available as a single coaster or in coordinated sets so every driver in the car can have the same statement piece.
The artwork sits slightly inset with a notch for easy removal, and a removable sticker on the bottom keeps the finish clean. Use it in commuter cars, delivery vans, or parked at the trailhead — it brings a little political edge and a tactile, useful object into everyday routines.
Product features
- 100% soapstone material for natural condensation absorption
- Available in 1, 2, or 4-piece sets with same print on each coaster
- Matte, full-color one-sided print to reduce glare
- Compact 2.6″ × 2.6″ size fits most vehicle drink holders; notch for easy removal
- Removable “Made in China” sticker on the bottom
Care instructions
- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
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2.6'' × 2.6" |
| Width, in |
2.60 |
| Height, in |
2.60 |
| Thickness, in |
0.30 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
