For those who question everything, including their own existence.
This "I Exist Without My Permission" car coaster captures the absurdity and wonder of consciousness itself. Made from highly absorbent natural soapstone, it protects your car's cup holders from spills and condensation while celebrating the philosophical truth that we simply are—without ever being asked, without a manual, and without an opt-out clause.
Why you'll love it:
Natural soapstone material is ultra-absorbent and durable
Thought-provoking message sparks deep conversations
Perfect for philosophy students, existentialists, and overthinkers
Fits standard car cup holders perfectly
Unique gift for anyone who questions the nature of reality
The smooth soapstone surface absorbs moisture naturally while the existential message reminds you of the cosmic joke of existence. Perfect for daily commutes pondering life's big questions, road trips into the unknown, or any journey where you want to carry a little philosophical humor with you. Because if you're going to exist without permission, you might as well do it with style.
