Scratch a Cynic Find a Disappointed Idealist Badger T-Shirt

The Quote That Hits Different Every Time

George Carlin saw through the noise — and so do you. This tee pairs one of his most quietly devastating observations with a bold badger graphic, because if any animal embodies tenacious, battle-worn idealism, it's the badger.

"Scratch a cynic, find a disappointed idealist."

Wear it as a confession. Wear it as a warning. Wear it because you still care, even when you pretend you don't.

Why You'll Love It

• Bold badger graphic with George Carlin's iconic quote in striking typography
• Soft, premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee — fits like your favorite worn-in shirt
• Available XS–4XL — for cynics of all sizes
• Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, dual side seams for lasting shape
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort

Fabric & Fit

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable, soft, layerable
• Unisex retail fit with crew neckline
• Bella+Canvas: Fair Labor Association certified, Platinum WRAP certified, sustainably made
• Fabric blends vary by color (Athletic/Black Heather: 90/10; Heather blends: 52/48; Ash/Heather Prism: 99/1)

Note: Sleeve prints and neck labels use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology for select print providers.