The Following Statement Is True The Previous Statement Is False Raccoon T-Shirt

Logic Never Looked This Good

George Carlin didn't just make you laugh — he made you think. This paradox-wrapped tee does both. Featuring a charming pastel raccoon delivering one of the most delightfully brain-bending statements ever put to print, this shirt is a conversation starter, a philosophy class, and a vibe all in one.

Wear it to confuse your friends. Wear it to impress your enemies. Wear it because you've always suspected the truth was a little more complicated than advertised.

Why You'll Love It

• Soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee — fits like your favorite worn-in shirt
• Pastel colorways that make the raccoon pop (and your brain short-circuit)
• Bold graphic print with George Carlin's iconic paradox quote
• Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, dual side seams for lasting shape
• Available XS–4XL — because logic is for everyone

Fabric & Fit

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable, soft, layerable
• Unisex retail fit with crew neckline
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Bella+Canvas: Fair Labor Association certified, Platinum WRAP certified, sustainably made

Note: Sleeve prints and neck labels use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology for select print providers.